I'm crying over here....no, really
Times change, people need to change with them, or get left behind. Fish runs are overharvested to the point of collapse, and the best argument they can raise is "I'm trying to keep doing what my pappy always did"
With how little money they made in two 16-hr. seasons this year, and sat on their collective asses the other 363 days a year, they'd feel like a millioniare if they just learned this simply little phrase "Would you like fries with that?"

I'm still sobbing......really