No 'Yall, that is not a moronic ox. Oxymorons are tandem words or phrases that are ironically or humorously contradictive. I'll put some up for fishing; and otherwise . You guys put some up; for fishing or whatever.

- jumbo shrimp (a good example - jumbo is big and shrimp are small; so how can there be jumbo shrimp?)
- tiddy bowl (I don't think so)
- Os has one on (example of a non-fishing related oxymoron, false saying , and pun)
- pulling plugs (they pull you - I figure you got this now)
- snagless sinkers
- pro cure
- Treaty rights!
- anchor puller
- waterproof waders
- tackle box (make up your mind)
- old fart (at least not when it's windy - hey, there's a pun there too )
- new and improved original formula baitscent
- got the skunk out of the box (a few puns there too )
- perfect water
- nice smoker

[ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: RT i ]