Perhaps another angle would be.... Walk over to his side and calm him, tell him everything is gonna be alright--pat him on the shoulder and head. Ask him if you can see his id tag from the institution. And if he says like in Cartman's voice "ahh I've been fishing here when I was knee high_biatch" in a comforting voice and arm around his shoulder say "wow how amazing!! That means your big dumb phuckin head would have been right about there"
-Firmly plant your knee into his balls

Make sure you tell him Happy Holidays and that he may want to ask Santa for a new set of nuts

[ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Coho ]