How about a Gooose story from way back? A bunch of us college boys were duck hunting Lake Terrel hot and heavy continuously during Christmas break. Getting to the best blind at 2 am every morning. Buddy Tim decided to go it alone and hunt a different blind in the other side of the lake....and takes off in his canoe into the dark. gets to the island/pit blind site about 3 am and starts unloading dekes and gear in the dark with no flash lite. Walks up to the pit blind and dumps some gear and all of the sudden out of that black hole in the ground something starts to honking, hissing and thrashing around. Gooose!
Tim bailed in head first and it was man against gooose in the dark with no holds barred. Tim didn't have a lot of details to pass on as I suspect the experience was a bit indescribeable in words. Don't know if I'd done the same...but the goose was delicious and Tim lived...that's the story of the "Immaculate Goose." Not a fishing story but thought it might be interesting.

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