Well, I decoded it, put it on tape and played it backwards. It just kept repeating:

"The Ducks are dead.... UW rules... Man, I wish I was from Washington.... And Husky colors make the best jigs."

DISCLAIMER: I have no particular loyalty to any NW school, so please don't go getting hacked. I'd use the little smiley icon but I'm not sure I'm smart enough to put them where I want them. Bless you all from any state during this season