Hey Zoggster:

I refer to those chrome freaks of nature as "pure devil", or "Satan with a hook in his mouth".

Nuthin like hookin one of these bruisers, having it peel off most of your freakin line, jump like a Flying Walenda, burn out your arms, turn your fly reel handle in to a frickin portable garbage disposal, and reduce you to an exhuasted, sweat rendered, knee knockin,jabberin, stumblin, google eyed,spaced out drone, with your private parts soaked in your own pee.

It's only happened once, and it was better than any sex I have ever had.

I know damn well that that B*stard went back to the hole and told all of his cronies that he had reduced me to a gelatenous mass of human flesh, and I love it.