Sparky. Keep that stuff hidden.

I personally know a guy who kept coming home drunk, and wanted to chase Mama around. She got fed up with it.

Evidently she went off the deep end one night, and super glued "Mr. Happy" to his leg. He spent a considerable amount of time in the doctors office the following day, having the two pieces of flesh seperated.

He woke up in the morning, went to the can, and all he did was warm up his foot. I suppose he got ripped on for that one too. LMFAO