The two "lovely" lassies who attended to me were as follows: night nurse, about 4' 8" Filapino gal that may have weighed about 75 pounds soaking wet. She had the dubious chore of helping me up for my first attempt to pee ... needless to say she wasn't much help, I actually asked her to just let me do it myself

AND NO, that's not the in the same fashion as Sparkey's "doin' it myself" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The second ... I think she starred on Fox's Boot Camp as a Drill Instructor last year ... YIKES