Gawd I love it when you talk dirty to me 'Yall! mmmmm mmmmm, save me from sin, oh Lord.

Hey Jeff, are you also going to give the Redneck some rowing lessons? ... Oh wait, you got a new motor. At least watch out for your backside when go to the bow to throw your anchor out! And since you Wassies will be sitting there with motionless rods, remember that 'Yall can entertain himself for hours with your leader tube. ... If he gets tired of that you can dump him off at the Swan Island landfill dump site to play for awhile.

And did I read that right Jeff? You may have Osprey in your boat too?!? OH MY GAWD! Don't you know some of the things they are likely to do in the hog lines? Well, here's the top 10 list of reasons that may have you thinkin trolling with downriggers for springers in the Columbia ain't such a bad idea afterall; no matter how much everyone is laughing at that method down there:

#10 - For sure they will ask the guys on both sides of you to "pull my finger".
#9 - Reservations at the taxidermist may not be for fish.
#8 - One of them sprays his anchovie with Raid!
#7 - Do you have enough room for the hay bales they will be bringing?
#6 - Bring a ski mask for when you hear them ask the boaters anchored next to you to play 'show and tell'.
#5 - They scare women away.
#4 - No Walmart within miles!
#3 - One word: bananas.
#2 - Worse yet, those bananas could be in their pockets!
And the #1 reason you should re-consider all of this - You might wind up near Gizmo's boat when he takes his hat off and 'Yall and Os luuuuuuv chromers!!!

Was that OK Aunty?