I'll tell you how, get into law enforcement, like I did, and spend your time in a place called Trotters Woods, on the north side of the Nisqually. Littering is probably my biggest pet peeve, so handing out a few tickets for littering is pretty redeeming. On top of getting the pot and meth heads out of there, that was a pretty good day.
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We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready to exercise extreme violence on those that would harm us.

-George Orwell