Now that.... was a great way to wake up!
Laughing!!!

Too funny!
Reminds me of the time I brought a new kitty home. I had a large plant in a planter at my bed head.
Kitty decided to take a dump in it in the middle of the night. After doing her work, she attempted to bury it, spraying it from one end of the bed to the other... EVERYWHERE!
I woke up in the morning, after tossing and turning in it... Kitty poop from head to toe, smashed in my hair, EVERYWHERE.
That wasn't funny until 20 years later, now that I recall.
Still isn't as funny as a hook in your back side!

Thanks for the visual!
Jen