Well, I don't know about the rest of them but the first runner up (The arrow through the eye) is a true story. Only it happened about 15 years ago. I remember the story from the Oregonian when I was in college. They had a half page blow up of an x-ray they took. It showed the arrow going in his eye, through his entire brain and poking out the back of his skull. The only lasting damage was losing his eye, pretty amazing considering the arrow had one of those big three bladed hunting tips on it. I believe the real quote in big block print under the image was "I feel pretty stupid!"