Great topic for Pis-catorial Pursuits

I have a small boat - no room for a port-a-potty. I also get thirsty while fishing - well, maybe it's the quart of coffee on the drive down, the obligatory toasts to the fish gods, etc. - but anyway, the bailing bucket frequently gets utilized - small tippy boat and generally cold and windy conditions do not favor over-the-side attempts. I'm quite discrete, but the bucket gets dumped over the side, sorry. I do not condone pollution, and I know that non-point pollution is probably the most damaging to the environment today. I also know that in high perk soils - like the gravel beds underlaying the flood plains of rivers or the glacial till that most of western Washington sits on - it takes 3.85 acres per septic system to treat human waste for viruses and nutrients. In the Puget Sound basin the density of drainfields is many times that in most areas. So if you piss at home, piss up on the bank a couple hundred feet, or piss in the crick, it still gets there all the same.