My mopar sucks! Does your mopar stink it up?

I'm a proud owner of a 98 ram quad 5.9L. My three year experience has lead me to the following conclusion mad

DODGE = bad decision maker!

What's going to cure it...being a Chev man I need cracked in the a** with a large bow tie paddle...
I heard those duramax diesels will cure what's ailin ya! smile

FJ...out.

I'm colorblind...just ask Gooose!