Here are a few things you can say on the river that sound naughty, but aren't...
I forgot my raincoat
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I got to tie some stuff up
.
How long is your rod?
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are you really going that deep?
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I hit it hard today!
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10 guys are already in my spot.
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her eggs are loose
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you gonna keep that skanky thing?
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look at the man in the boat.
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always wear a Miami Dolphins hat
never horse a fish on a losing streak
Diet Coke Pro Staff