Only trying to live up to my crackerness:

1)C
2)C
3)B
4)A
5)A
6)D (works in my 6' Sevylor)
7)B
8)B
9)A
10)C
11)D
12)B (this is the orange Daiwa, right?)
13)C
14)Since "E. What Hey Y'All slips into drinks to get women" isn't available, I'll go with B.
15)G. What is used to make Sauk puppets
16)F. Cheaper than mailing them to everyone, which he would do otherwise
17)B
18)D (What's boondogging?)
19)A
20)C (reminds me of my "herring balls" comment)
21)F pond at Sportsman's Show so far...