Sure, sure--it sounds so easy. Just post a sign that says, "Authorized Anadromous Fish Only Beyond This Point." But sooner or later a group of teenage Sockeye will break in and leave their beer bottles and empty pretzel bags and spawn-filled condoms all over and then where will we be?

note: no teenagers were harmed in the production of this message. Any relation to other sockeye, whether real or imagined, is purely coincidental. Permission to use sign lettering provided by the Stupid Sign Company. This note copyright Flameguard, Inc., 2002.