Yeah Sinker: You're right.

Deep down in the primal core of every man and woman lies the Drone Snagger Beast.

I'm coming out as a closet flosser on July 19th. The temptation to floss, snag, foul hook slamon, has festered in my sould since early childhood. I could stay in the MIdwest for free, and rip on crusty 20 pound kings in September until my arms fall off, but I have decided to travel to Alaska, and spend lots of money to do it in an environment where it is accepted.

Bob and Corey are going to be the hosts of my coming out party. A select group of friends and and my brother in law will attend the private candle light ceremony on the banks of the Kenai.

At the end of the week I will return home, attend a 10 step program to relinquish my guilt, put on my Orvis and Sims gear, and look down my nose at other people. But deep in my heart, there will always be the temptation to "flip" in public. Peace