Naw,RT. I'm concerned that your higher-than-normal gravitational effects might also affect your fish, therefore making it seem heavier than it is. It's a physics thing. You won't understand.

I think that Giz will likely close signup for the contest sometime midweek, and those signed up will be eligable for the weigh-off and the door prizes. Anyone who shows up without signing up without a salad or dessert (and a half-eaten candy bar doesn't constitute as a decent offering)will be escorted off by event security. Now, if they bring food with them...that's up to Giz. Depends on the food, really.