"FOR SALE BY OREGON"

ONE SLIGHTLY USED FISHERMAN. COMES WITH DONUT AND LOV'IN LAMB TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED. POTTY TRAINED BUT NEEDS ATTENTION WHEN CONFLICT ARISES. QUALIFICATIONS: HAS BOX OF PINK WORMS, GOT LUCKY AT F-4 CATCHING A "SMALL" SPRINGER AND PROCLAIMS TO BE A WRITER. ASKING PRICE? FREE TO A GOOD HOME. PREFERABLY NEAR A BASS POND WITH A LOT OF HUNGRY FISH. we ask for a donation of $10.00 to the under privoleged fishers foundation for pink worm injustice. laugh wink

RECOUNT, RECOUNT AND RECOUNT AGAIN. AL GORE = RT eek