I know a game warden... He was driving home this one time... Here's what happened:

He was driving home, and saw a man throw a dead seagull in his trunk. The game warden pulled over and asked to inspect the trunk. Upon inspection, the warden found 5 dead seagulls.

The mans excuse? "Well, I'm not very wealthy at the moment, I lost my job and am in search of another... These seagulls are feeding my wife and kids."

The game warden decided to let him go at the time, mostly because the sympothy he felt for the poor mans children. Before leaving, however, he asked, "So what do they taste like?"

"Well sir, they are kind of a mix between bald eagle and spotted owl."

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Curtis