No nookie the night before I chase chinookies! I caught a lot more fish when I was single...........

Newbie in the boat gets the first fish.

When fishing a certain river I have eat sausage, eggs and hasbrowns covered in Tabasco and Ketchup before I hit the river. Also, Never launch the boat before 8 am.

I will not go fishing without my lead master pliers. I just lost them so I need to get another pair real soon.