Sheesh--don't rub it in, FishbellyJr! Have you sold that boat yet, or are you ready to donate it to a needy (and currently lame...I mean my LEG...) saltwater troller? lol

Been running out in my buddy's boat, tapping my foot in rhythm to a 2-STROKE kicker, watching my money slowly trickle away into the depths. Even lost my first crab pot of the season yesterday...

I know, I know--the fish are in the mail...but I just can't wait to heal up and get back on the river!

...know why fish jump? Because they don't have middle fingers...