Easy...my bleeping, bleepity bleep schedule only allows me to fish Sundays on the Green!

I am stuck telling people to please power their cell phones on before making a call and they will find it much easier. And no, you will not be able to place that call from the lead lined basement of the hospital radiology department!

You said you are booked for Sunday....how about the next week? I got my 'warts and 'spots ready.....look out fishy. Leave a few for me okay?

I suppose I should be grateful that I have a job though.