Okay, Im pretty sure Ive got this whole thing figured out for real now. here goes:

The Saudis in conjunction with the Bush administration, working closely with Al-Queda, who are really just the pawns of Major League baseball, under strict orders from Marge Schott who is actually working for the JDL, who in turn are mere pawns of the Skulls, working closely with the Reverse Vampires and in strict accordance with the SALT treaties, under the guise of KGB operatives working for the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who is actually a supernatural stooge for the MultiGlobal Oil Conglomerate are soley responsible and the thing is they think we dont know that they know that we know about the cnspiracy, but since we DO know, then they might be under the assupmption that we are pretending we do not know whereas and therefore when if they find out that we Do know to we need to be prepared. i suggest the following items be kept at arms reach: Duct tape, yellow ribbon, tin foil, plastic sheeting, two gallons of fresh water and a glock. The signal that the revolution has begun will be when the Texas Rangers win the world series.