Great post Lupo. I like your fantasy It is so full of allegory. My task here is much like that of a great giant trying to protect the bridge from those that would do it harm. Your anchor being stuck is a great metaphor as well. Kind of like rowing with one oar or a boat with holes in it. It describes the liberal mindset so well. Unfortunately in your case mere conversation will not change your plight as your liberalism like Jlh's has progressed to marxism and mental illness.
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Liberalism is a mental illness!