By the way dipstick, we won't be hunting from a car, or from a blind, or at a water hole. This hunt is set up for the way I want to hunt. I didn't buy a package deal. I hired an agent who set it up for us.

You really can't allow someone to have any pleasure with you doing your best to prove you have done it before and better, or that it's not worth it.

I think dipstick fits.