Aw shucks. No really I don't believe even rabid partisan voters have to call each other names to have fun. My old alcoholic Uncle Paul used to tell me that if you get your jollies from another's pain, you're sick. I agree with him, I just relapse now and then.
Heck, post your heart cloaked in levity and it will fly.
I know you will be shocked lupo, but my favorite koolade is Pacifico or San Miguel. Not Star or Pearl.