This is a little off subject, but I thought someone might appreciate it. After GW was relected, some guy in Texas was posting on Craigslist that he had two tickets to one of the big Presidential Inaugural Ball's (I guess if your gonna visit one ball, might as well have a ticket to see the other one). He was looking for a date who could really enjoy herself.
Well the punchline was he didn't have any tickets, but he did manage to score with over a dozen very hot 'conservative' coeds at his school. They all put out in hopes of a chance to dance near the Prez. I heard him bragging about it on Howard Stern. The man is a genius. Although I don't recall if he ever wiped his willy in anyones hair.