I tell you, it's like the clouds parted and a ray of sun is shining down now that there's the ability to stop this fiendish monster that has has our country in a stranglehold...

Maybe my luck has changed. Maybe I should go try to catch a fish and buy a lottery ticket.

Oh wait, cant be all that good of luck, seems I got banned from Gamefishin' at some point a short time ago...

On the other hand maybe it's a blessing in disguise.