A Pharmacist decided he wanted to take an afternoon off to fish, so he left his son to run the Pharmacy while he was out. He gave explicit instructions on how to fill orders and make substitutions if they ran out of a particular drug. Then he left for his favorite fishing hole.
After he returned, he asked his boy how things went. His son told him that everything was fine but he ran out of cough syrup, so he substituted it with castor oil. The Pharmacist was shocked and told his son that it will give them the worst case of diarrhea they ever had.
His son replied, "I knew that. That's why I gave it to them. Now they're AFRAID to cough!"
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The vet said I should get my dog fixed.
I didn't realize he was broken.