Sometimes when I'm feeling crabby, and I start in on my wife and kids, they tell me that I need to take care of my fishin' Jones.

So everybody sing along! (in your best falsetto)

FISHIN' JONES

I GOT A FISHIN' JONES

I GOT A FISHIN' JONES OH BAYBE

OOH-OOH-OOH
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The vet said I should get my dog fixed.
I didn't realize he was broken.