Lucky for you, young man, that you've stumbled into the right place. I just so happen to be a "fishing guide" consultant. Normally what I do is spend the day fishing with a guide, he treats me like a regular customer, and then I appraise him at the end of the day noting his strengths and weaknesses.

Typically I charge a small modest fee for this service, but since you guys are just starting out I could waive that fee and let you take me fishing for free. Strictly for consulting purposes only, of course.

Just remember, the better job you do guiding me (putting me on fish), the better grade you'll receive at the end of the day.

So how's that sound for a bargain?