This is the one I here from my girlfriend all the time:

"It's funny how when you talk to me on the telephone you always keep or conversations short because you say "you don't like to talk on the phone", but when a fishing buddy calls you, the two of you can talk fishing for an easy half an hour at a time!"

Ohy vay! eek

BD
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Bobber Down

"It makes no sense to regulate salmon habitat on land while allowing thousands of yards of gill nets to be stretched across salmon habitat in the water"

John Carlson, Gubernatorial Contender, Sept. 2000 speech at the Ballard Locks