I was an Orca in a former life. I always thought seals tasted like chicken. eek eek

Now I'm fat and resemble a whale. When I go on vacation and lay on the beach, some idiot from Peta always tries to pour water on me, and roll me back in to the ocean. flog flog
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The best way to be succesful in life is to keep the people who hate you away from the people who are undecided