Consider yourself lucky boys. That skankosaurus Oswego fish is typical of how most of the kings are when they enter the Midwest rivers. Once in a while you get a real beauty, but most of the time it's a goulash with fins.

Now you know why the hawkster doesn't fight the crowds for the dreaded Great Lakes chinook skankosaurus in the fall.

Funnier yet, people eat those bad boys. The freshwater Orcas (Drones) think they taste like chicken.
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