Start the bidding boys...I've got a notebook full of sheyat from Donkey Creek to the Grays. I'll take Mastercard/Visa, AmEX or take just your hot, hot sisters and/or their girlfriends (no bitter or jaded wives (ex) from the fisherman scrap-heap).


I'm outa the state for a few years and the way the lips are flappin on this board I better get sumthin outa it now cause my criks will be toast soon.

Vat do you git? Times, tides, tackle (sorry its a fly-guy world in my book but you guys are smart and can adapt the knuckle draggin' methods to the higher call) and might even throw in some bank access and land-owners wives a makin' breakfast (still working on this one).

Anyhow, I'll set up a Pay-Pal deal and at least give out some local phone numbers (they might tell you to git f'd), a couple o' issues of Hustler, and sum Lucky Lager for the winner.