Well it's obvious to me that the solution to all our problems is to arm all the illegal aliens coming in from Mexico, with cheap assault weapons, give them a lifetime membership in the NRA, and have our rednecks teach them to place five rounds in a nickle at 100 yards.

Then, we need to boycott any nation that does not fully support our policies. That now includes, Russia, China, Cameroon, France, Germany, the citizens of Canada and Great Britain.

To avoid looking hypocritical we should repay France for its troops and money that were responsible for us winning the revolutionary war, and perhaps we should dismantle and return the Statute of Liberty. It's been a bit of an embarrassment anyway, what with its lofty ideals like "Give us your huddled masses." Hell once all the Mexicans are allowed in, we wont have any more room for masses, huddled or not.

Once those two steps are completed we should be safe from any possible invasion. After all, who would want to invade a country full of armed, ill educated aliens, that have no access to most of the world's trade goods?

All we would have to give up is the huge share of our economy that relies on world trade.

It shouldn?t take us too long to learn to say "freedom fries" At least we don't need to import potatoes. And we will have pleanty of Mexicans to serve us our super sized freedom fires. But don't give them any lip, cuz they will all be armed.