14000 years ago, me very cold. Hole rivr covered n ice. Cave covered in ice, hole damn place cover in ice. Fishing no good. Good thing no bait restrictions, so me kill not many fish with club. Not many fish in river covered with ice. The ones me see, very big. Me and caveman friend Ug kill one stealhed fish two moons ago. It weigh 600 pounds, me eat long time.

Me going to move to Baja. At least them have 3 months summer there.

Long live the Mastadon, Dodo Bird, Passenger Pigeon, and Snake River Sockeyes.

Proise the Lord and pass the bait.
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