Sparky,

Good laugh. Keep em’ coming.

How about something like:

{Picture of someone launching at the Calawah 101 boat launch.}
DIRECTION
"Where ever we go, there we are."

{Picture of Blue Creek.)
LEADERSHIP
"Hey, where’s everybody going?"

{Picture of your typical State Hatchery.)
RATIONALIZATION
"Good thing we don’t have to choose between this and sex."
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Matt. 8:27   The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!”