...or Severely Asinine Racial Stereotyping....

I learned today that there is definitely more than one way to clear out the meat section at the local grocery store...one that is unfortunately completely outside my grasp.

As I was walking through the back of a very crowded grocery store a particularly happy and animated asian family were making their way from one aisle to another. One of the kids went on about a three cough jag...

It was almost surreal. It had been pretty loud for a grocery store back there but I swear, that kid coughed and it got as quiet as a library...half of the people within earshot just headed straight out of the store, the other half ducked down the nearest aisle.

The kid looked like he was about to cry. I picked out a nice steak and gave him a pat on the back as I left...

My first thought, which in hindsight seems a little mean, was that this would make a great 'Jackass' or 'Jamie Kennedy Experiment' sketch....

...now I guess I think it was just sad...