Grandpa,

I didn't know you were into the illegal use of fish. Most people consume them in legal manners, but every once in a while a fisherman goes bad.... and goes over to the dark side.

I support the legal use of fish and think we should start a fish festival to show all possible applications for fish.

In fact I plan on having my first demonstration this next week over in Neah Bay. I'm bringing along two different fish cookery books. Upon returning to Kirkland with my booty/bounty (whatever), I will conduct some home smoking operations as I've heard that smoked bottom fish isn't that bad. I have wondered about the oil content and wondered how much that would matter.

I have heard from some sources that if one continues to use fish in the manner you advocate that eventually that user is found loitering in front of sporting good stores and frequenting the sale aisles of said stores.