Blonde & Proud

Two strangers, a stunningly beautiful blond and an obviously attracted young man, were seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the young man turns to the woman and makes his move. "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The blonde, having just opened a book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," he says. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"I have no idea," says the rather taken aback young man, looking somewhat flustered. "Well, then," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"(4 letter word for poop)