Chris over at WFF sent this my way ... got a good laugh from it myself, thought many might like to see it as well:

Question: How many board members does it take to change a light
bulb?

Answer:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
another 6 to condemn those

6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper
term is "lamp"

5 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this
forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post
the corrected URLs 98 to reply to various posts by simply
saying "Me too, nmsg"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to reply to those posts with "Me either, nmsg"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 board lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from
now and start the debate all over again