A guy was trying to fly his kite without much success. It would get up about 20 feet then flip over and crash to the ground. I walked over to him and told him if he had more tail, it would be better. He said to me that he told his wife he needed more tail, and she told him to go fly a kite.
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The vet said I should get my dog fixed.
I didn't realize he was broken.