You forgot to mention that you purchased some **zipper** hooks and that every single one of them broke, bent out, and were dull. Not to mention, you used an **zipper** rod, that snapped in half on you, twice, and that every store in the world no longer honors their warranty.

Since I wasn't there, I won't even bother telling everyone that you're just flossing, er **zippering** those fish any ways.