Some of this drivel is so damn amusing I almost choke while laughing! Picture this....

"The small, clear pool in the center of the river is crowded with excited salmon nearing their spawning time. As Mother Natures clock ticks ever so closer to that crucial time in a Salmons lifecycle, there grows an ever increasing tension in the pool. What could be causing this tension, as all salmon in the pool were born there and fought their way through nets, seals, brids of prey, fisherman, and the violent forces of their home river itself?
Ever more frantic, the salmon race back and forth, back and forth across the now churning pool! Please, tell me what is wrong my salmon friends! Aha! No sooner than thinking this, the answer comes to me by way of telepathy with my cousins in nature.... They have suddenly realized that they were all born in the same water that generations of their kin were also born in. For eons the same blood has been born, died, and was re-born in this very pool. "How can we do this, is this not incest, as I know not who my brother and sister are?".... And thus was the end of our dear salmon, as they could not breed since they were all related......


Sorry folks...... got a little carried away there...

MC