Hey folks, keep it down! If the word gets out on the yellow perch in Lake Washington, the entire state of Wisconsin will empty out overnight. Every cheesehead between Racine and Spread Eagle will arrive on Mercer Island within days. Be prepared for GB Packer sweatshirts and six packs of Linies.

Having fished throughout much of the Midwest, including Vilas County, Wisconsin, I can tell you that chessheads will stop at nothing to get fresh yellow perch. You are forewarned......!