Grandpa:

Perhaps you heard Kerry say something I have not. I haven't heard him bash rich folks at all. I have heard him say he would roll back the tax cuts for the rich. But I know a calm, understated guy like you wouldn't consider that rich bashing. Besides, as a conservative I'm sure you are appalled by the huge deficits Jr. has run up.

And yesterday he said he would stop all tax incentives that now given to corporations that move jobs overseas. I guess the moving jobs overseas might hurt some wealthy stockholders. But I know you wouldn't call that rich bashing. Maybe your aluminum foil is leaking??