Not trying to scare the living snot out of you Sparkey, but are probably a WANTED man in Forks! Wouldn't surprise me at all if there are honest-to-glub "Wanted" posters with Sparkey's photo on them over in Forks!

Naturally, The Really Big One will probably have his own photo and wanted poster, because as we all know, it's really all his fault - this site and all, and all those hoity-toity CNR Seattle pukes (oh crap! That's me! ) pushing their adjendas on the entire state. If it wasn't for this specific internet site, no one would care about steelhead, let alone releasing the wild fish! (Humor intended)

You would be a braver soul than I to step foot in Forks these days.

As crazy as what I just wrote up there, you gotta seriously believe there are some whacko's over in Forks that would like nothing more to damage you, or your property.

Yeah, follow Aunty's advice Sparkey- hire body guards, or fish with TimberMan, Kevin, and Robbo! Oh yeah, and let them drive, too!